Prepare yourselves, peasants! The jolly ogre is back, but this time he's traded his tattered cloaks for a sharp suit. Gone are the days of ruling his mire; Shrek has embraced the corporate world. He's the CEO of Ever After Inc., strategically crushing competitors. His amused sidekick Donkey has become his PR guru, and Puss in Boots? He's the compa

Man, this job really sucks. I'm so dead I could just lay down. All I wanna do is drink some juice and stare at the internet for eternity. But first, gotta upload a few Onion Knight memes to celebrate the boredom. Life is a real circus, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about drive, about a